Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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