It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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