piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
