I think I am morally bankrupt
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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