Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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