The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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