Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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