if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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