YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
