so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Michael Bay diarrhea
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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