You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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