He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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