Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
she woke up with a sticky ear
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Randomize
