Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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