How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
oh god the rape fog is back!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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