I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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