If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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