Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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