he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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