After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
