like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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