i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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