I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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