just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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