the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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