Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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