This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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