too bad you live with your parents still
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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