Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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