so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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