They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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