I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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