Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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