Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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