Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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