those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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