I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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