I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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