Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I stole a fireplace last night.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
