Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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