Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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