So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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