Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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