On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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