My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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