he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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