omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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