super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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