are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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