She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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