Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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