I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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